Naughty Secretary for hire

[Celia]

Who said work couldn't be fun?

Please PM me for details.

xoxo
Celia*

[Celia]

Serious inquiries only please.


Celia*

[aguyintoronto]

Celia,

Please empty your mailbox.

Guy

[Sansabelt]

Celia,

Your mailbox is full again. A punishable offence.

Sans

[Red Hot]

For a secretary, your not picking up the mail very often. Its full. Lets discuss on here.....What gives.

Red Hot

[red]

clean out mailbox

[The Doctor]

Still full......and you want to be my naughty secretary???

[Celia]

Doc.. your mailbox is also full.

So it seems bad secretaries are hot on the market... Wow. I'll try to keep up.... Heads up... I'm gone for the weekend, I'll get back to all 3000 of you on Tuesday.

Cheers!
Celia*

[The Doctor]

:eek: All cleaned out and feeling good.



Originally posted by Celia
I'm gone for the weekend, I'll get back to all 3000 of you on Tuesday.....

Did I miss something about a new holiday weekend that goes Thursday through Monday...Celia, you are a naughty little secretary.

[tomax]

Wow, it just so happens that I'm looking for a new one :-)

Tell me more please

[Celia]

Gentlemen,

Please allow me to clarify my intentions as to avoid wasting anyone's time (this includes my own).

I am trying to create a day job for myself. I would like to combine the sensuality and excitement of an escort with the professionalism and practicality of an administrative assistant for the benefit of a lucky businessman.

I am a lovely young woman with over a year of office experience. I am trilingual, skilled at typing, multitasking, entertaining guests, etc.. I am generally well loved around the office, but I get bored very easily. Sexually speaking, I am very submissive, "orally gifted" (as it would appear, according to general consensus), sensual, creative and enthusiastic. I look really great in a suit, and only my underwear would reveal that I am a closet sex addict.

I am looking to work on a full time basis, ideally Mon-Fri, 10-3, but we can negotiate this shedule... I am expecting a weekly salary of at least $1000. This is about twice the salary of a typical secretary and half that of an escort, so I think this is fair. Discretion is very important to me, so I will not reveal my identity or send out any resumes until I am absolutely certain about the individual I have chosen to work for.

Currently I am escorting on a part time basis. For those of you looking for a 'part time' secretary, please feel free to make arrangements by contacting Angie at Select. (www.selectcompanyescorts.com). Be sure to specifically request the secretary outfit.

To make a serious inquiry, please feel free to send me an email at havemycakeandeatittoo@hotmail.com

Cheers!
Celia*

[korean]

just one question
does your boss get lucky?

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by korean
just one question
does your boss get lucky?

Well you would hope so for $1000/week on a 25 hour work week.

[meta4]

Let me be the first to offer a letter of reference for this gorgeous, sexy young lady...I mean prim and proper young secretary.

as you can see for yourself her spelling and grammar are impeccable and she types like the wind. you'll be amazed with her filing, especially when she has to reach up to the top shelf. dictation can be a slight problem sometimes because, looking over at her, you forget what you wanted to say.

besides the occasional Thursday to Tuesday long weekend, she only takes every other Monday as a mental health day, Fridays off at noon(but only in the summer to beat the cottage traffic), and two hour lunches only on Wednesdays for her standing pedicure appointment with me (It's important that I take my time and do a proper job with her delicious toes!!)

one other minor thing, she usually needs to bring her cats to work because they can't bare to be away from her (who could) and they like to frolic in the boss's chair so you'll have to find somewhere else to work.

that just about covers it...i highly recommend her for the job...

[Celia]

Wow....

You did just about cover it, Meta... only you forgot the part about my amazing capacity to take 'minutes' while simultaneously relaxing Mr. Boss under the desk during conference calls...

Oh wait... I guess that would be classified as 'multitasking'...

And actually, I've tried taking my cats to work before, but honestly, stuffy offices aren't really their cup of tea.

[The Doctor]

I don't think anyone is objecting to kitty play in the boss' chair, are they?

[Celia]

Mmmmm... I certainly don't object.... what about kitty play in the doctor's office?

[The Doctor]

*pulls out tounge depressor*

Check with my service and we'll see when I can fit you in... :D

[Clockedin]

if i were to hire you, we will need to sign some documentation so that there are no misunderstandings. I would hate to have a sexual harassment lawsuit against the business Ive worked so hard to build. :D

[Celia]

No kidding. As I would hate to have gossip threaten a reputation I've worked so hard to avoid...

[Clockedin]

Originally posted by Celia
No kidding. As I would hate to have gossip threaten a reputation I've worked so hard to avoid...

lol...cute

[Celia]

None lucky enough...

[meta4]

I'm sure someone, someplace, and at this very moment is contemplating it...;)

[The Doctor]

Contemplating it is one thing, but justifying $83K per year (annualized cost) for a naughty secretary is another thing all together. Even if you conservatively save $5K - $10K in hobbying fees and you factor in an additional $10K in good will - the benefit of having a hot, sexy and suggestive secretary...what every office environment needs - you're still looking at $60K - $65K per year for admin work.

See what happens when you let the wrong head do the thinking :D.

[Red Hot]

As i See it..Celia is trying to start her resume, to make a more reputable statement in the future, but the starting salary is much too high.

For $36,000 my girl works at least 40 hours per week, is impeccable in her dress and secretarial duties, and I have managed to get the added benefits that Celia is suggesting. I think i'm doing all right....She likes the "role play" as well. The ladies are out there guys, at much less than $80,000....
Red Hot

[Celia]

Thanks for the input guys.

Actually, I have received many offers. I have come to realize that providing escort related services at the rate of $1000 per week would be selling myself short.

That said, I am happily withdrawing my initial offer as I am "moving on to bigger and better things", as per Angi. It has been nice conversing with everyone on this post, and I thank you all for your consideration and the wild hours we have spent together.

Celia*

[The Doctor]

I'm sure you'll do well with your new endeavours.

[Celia]

Thank-you Doctor...

Best of luck to Alexa Taylor... I'm sure she will make a fine secretary.

Cheers!
Celia*

[einar]

What were the three languages?

[Celia]

FYI- French, English and Spanish. It's actaually four if you include the language of love...

[Celia]

Sorry... "actually". Nice. I can speak English but can't spell it very well!

[slademan]

Unfortunatly for me I just came across this thread now. Celia you came up with a great idea, and I can't believe no one took you up on your offer while it was on the table. To all the business owners that read this thread and didn't pursue this offer have made a very bad business decision. You passed up on a very intelligant lady thats seems more than capable of doing any office job one could give her. and to boot you also have the legitament opurtunity to run your hobby expenses through the company. I wish I would have seen this thread earlier.

[Sheik]

:rolleyes: @ Slademan

[slademan]

Sheik is that a good thing or a bad thing

[Celia]

Thanks Slademan, that was very nice of you, although I think you've misinterpreted my statement during which I withdrew my offer. I have received countless offers, believe it or not. However, my shedule has recently changed and I will be involved in a lot more travelling, so this sort of arrangement would not be possible for me time-wise.

Thanks for the interest!
Celia*